Soldier Of Love

Let's not beat around the bush.

Bass Boosted Soldier is a tortured soul. He's a miserable motherfucker and his life is nothing if not an exercise in suffering. The mere fact that he's been able to keep up his shtick for almost a year now is downright admirable.

But despite this, many people have asked, "When will the soldier find love?"

It's a reasonable question to ask. For a man who finds himself constantly thrust into situations in which he must witness love without ever engaging in it himself - it's only fair that he has his fill, right?

Well, we here at TurboCorp agree with your sentiment. In fact, we agree with it so much that we've decided to finally give him a chance at finding this love he so desperately needed (or more accurately, allow that love to find him without his prior knowledge or approval)!

And best of all? YOU can be the one to vainly attempt to bring him that love! Isn't that exciting? So get off your ass, bring it over to the Turbocorp HQ, and show this poor bastard what the meaning of love REALLY is.

THINGS OF NOTE: 

- Due to this being a fun little side project done over the course of like 3 days, there are likely to be a handful of bugs. My testing hasn't shown any glaring issues, so unless there is something that is completely game-breaking or prevents anyone from actually playing the game, I will not be going back to fix them (much as I would like to - I just do not have the time).

- Due to how the script is coded, you may have some difficulties closing the game outside of the main menu. If you do need to close it for whatever reason, alt+f4 should do the trick (as should any other methods of closing stuff on Windows.